Actually, music is the room. And I have found myself looking for a key to get in.
I started dancing about five years ago. Maybe closer to six. But I have only been listening to music, I mean really listening, for about one year. This past year. And I discovered something major about myself. I’m absolutely passionate about music — all kinds of music: hip hop, folk, classical, rock, house, soul, funk, and oh my god funk. I may love music, but i’m in love with funk. Especially rare grooves that no one but the true nostalgia kinds listen to. Girl Groups. Old Gems. Dusty as Hell 45s. In fact, you could argue that dancing is just an excuse I have to listen to more music. I sometimes go to practice and do nothing but toprock if the funk moves me. In a way, dancing is just a way for me to engage with the music. A way to be an active listener. Because in all seriousness, without music what the hell are you dancing to?
This passed sunday, I spent the whole day at Dick’s record shop on haight. I entered the store, looked around, said wasup to Dick and Matt and then picked up a record I saw lying on some big heap right in the middle of the shop. Put it on, the needle hit, and I knew I wasn’t going no where until the shop closed down. I picked up a stack of sleeveless 45s – stood by the turntable and went into dreamland. The headphones were on tight and I was searching through, literally, hundreds of scratchy records from all genres. My right hand, my needle hand, cramped up on me. I was tossing five, six records on the table at once, putting the needle down, searching for that funky break, and then making a split second decision about the record based on one thing.
Did it move me?
If not, I quickly picked it up with my left hand, my record hand, and placed it down into a neat rejection pile. I must have went through 2-3oo records in the first 1-2 hours. This woman came to listen at the table next to me and she said something like: “You know, I’m old fashioned, I like to listen to the whole record before making a decision”. Needless to say, I got a little embarrassed and started mumbling some defensive nonsense. She must have understood, because right away she said “but i know, you’re looking for breaks aren’t you?”
My ears pricked up. I had this shocked look on my face as I stared at this woman; later that night Gabe would say that she was probably the Oracle from the Matrix movies. I asked her how she knew? And she said it was obvious from the way I was listening to the records. She’d been watching me for a while and she guessed correctly. I was searching for breaks. She recommended I listen to Rodger Collins (got some on the Galaxy label!) and told me she ran her own radio show in Sanoma called “Miss Annie’s Old School”.
I kept digging and listening but then I burned out about 2 or 3 hours in. I took a break. Dick said I looked like I needed a cigar and a scotch. He wasn’t far off. He gave me a cold apple to snack on and I was back at the table within minutes. Ever so often he would give me a few records to check out. Dick’s always on point with his recommendations. One record he gave me I just kept playing over and over and over again. I told him I wanted to jump on the table and dance, lest I scare his customers away. He didn’t seem at all perturbed by the idea and asked me why I didn’t. Great guy.
It was dark out and the shop was closing. I laid my massive stack of 45s on the table, hoping to go through them once again. But I didn’t get a chance to. Dick went through the stack and gave me a huge discount. He charged me $5 for the $10 records and nothing for the sleeveless $3 finds. I was astonished! He said I worked hard all day and I deserved it. Needless to say, I’ll be there this weekend too.
Merry Christmas folks.
And for those who don’t know what motivated me to start the collection, here’s the official reason: If you love funk music then you have to go to the source. I have a massive digital collection of music (~150gb) but… it’s digital. It’s not organic. It’s missing something… some soul.
So one rainy day, instead of going to work, I bought a few records. And like a fish, I was hooked. I found some records google can’t even find. And it’s early in the hunt for these gems.
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. In a mine the whole day through.
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. It’s what we like to do.